Muslims say: Put Christ back in Christmas

[Razzmatazz13]

At Lowe's we have "Holiday Decorations" but "Christmas Trees" really...it's funny.

Oh, and Thanksgiving and Christmas Day are the only two paid holidays where the store is closed in the year.

[ZenGum]

Elspode, where are you?

I say it's time to reclaim the Yule time and take the Christ OUT of the midwinter's feast!
Green trees, holly, mistletoe, red-and-white clad dude climbing down your chimney - these are vestiges of various European pagan ceremonies and celebrations.
Lets put the emphasis back on the winter solstice, have a bit of sun-worship, maybe a few blood sacrifices (I'll use some tofu and a nice red wine sauce) and some good celebratory sex.
Then on the 25th we can just sing Happy Birthday to Jesus and wish the Christians well.

Oh and let me add
Do not take this post more than 1/4 seriously.

[Kitsune]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Lets put the emphasis back on the winter solstice, have a bit of sun-worship, maybe a few blood sacrifices

As long as we also emphasize the Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength!


"...for the rest of us!"

[monster]

Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13

At Lowe's we have "Holiday Decorations" but "Christmas Trees" really...it's funny.

Especially since decorating a tree for a winter celebration predates christanity

I call it a christmas tree so people know what the hell I'm talking about. but it's no more to do with the birth of ickle baby jesus to me than the lights I put on my hous are. And I call those fairy lights like all good Brits. And I put a "fairy" on top of my tree, like most Brits.

They're just words. Anyone offended by them needs to get a life.

But that said, Winterval was good because it wasn't just about Christmas. When I lived in Birmingham (UK) it started in time to cover Eid, Diwali, Winter Solstice and Channuka too and it really did bring people together (nobody has heard of Kwanzaa there) Pretty much all of those holidays involve light in some way shape or form. And who doesn't need light in the middle of winter? If it had just been called Christmas, or Diwali, I doubt it would have offended many (except those who make taking offence a hobby), but those who don't celebrate that particular holiday might not have realized there would be anything going on for them to enjoy, or might have thought their joining the fun would be frowned upon by their religion.

[Kingswood]

In Oz Christmas Day is traditionally the first day of the summer holidays. The exact occasions for the dates don't matter greatly when one closes the doors on December 24th and the business doesn't reopen until some time between January 2nd and the first week of February.

By the end of the week school will be out for the summer in all states.

I work to the end of the month (we don't close except for holidays) but have most of January off work for my summer break. Only ten days to go! Can't wait.

[tw]

Isn't Merry Christmas the politically correct version of 'Oh Christ' or 'God damn'? Also perfectly normal greetings. Since we already use those expression all year, well, now they want to further 'save' the English language? Amazing that 'Happy Holidays' is profanity. When will it stop? When religious extremists also control the presidency?

Happy Holidays - and Oh Christ to those who are offended.

[slang]

Originally Posted by tw

Isn't Merry Christmas the politically correct version of 'Oh Christ' or 'God damn'? Also perfectly normal greetings.

Do you really believe that God damn is a greeting?

I can God damn with the best of them but I don't ever remember greeting someone with it.

That might not be a bad idea at times but Jesus Christ, that's funny, a greeting?

I don't agree with much you say TW but you are surely great at articulating your points and are one of the funniest people here on the cellar.

[tw]

Originally Posted by slang

Do you really believe that God damn is a greeting?

Well, god damn. How are you Slang?

Or when I hit my finger with the hammer and want to talk about it, then the first thing I say loudly is, "Jesus Christ! Anybody have a band aid?" First I get everyone's attention with a greeting. Then I ask a question.

And a Happy Kwanzaa to you too.

Where are those religious police? I just cannot get myself arrested no matter what I say?

[slang]

Originally Posted by tw

First I get everyone's attention with a greeting.

Greet:

1. to address with some form of salutation; welcome.
2. to meet or receive: to be greeted by cheering crowds; to greet a proposal with boos and hisses.
3. to manifest itself to: Music greeted his ear as he entered the salon.
–verb (used without object)
4. Obsolete. to give salutations on meeting.


If you say so, TW. Your post is still funny. You should be proud of being funny once in a while.

[God]

Originally Posted by tw

Where are those religious police?

I have a strange feeling Satan is just around the corner.

(Satan, this is your cue)