The Sex Thread - Page 69

DucksNuts · 09-22-2007, 02:17 AM

Are you disqualified coz you aint gettin' none?

Perry Winkle · 12-07-2007, 09:25 AM

Previous problems are more than resolved.

We're planning on bringing a blind-fold into play when we are on holiday break. I'm just not sure what the hell to do. What kind of different things can I do? I mean, the "bad place" is off limits (or was, the last time I checked) -- not that I'm that interested in that. She bought a vibrator back in August and still hasn't used it, and has vetoed any other sorts of toys.

The best idea I have is a feather. Even then I'm not sure.

busterb · 12-07-2007, 09:27 AM

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The best idea I have is a feather.

Just stay away from the chicken!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-07-2007, 11:05 AM

Honey, chocolate syrup, ice cream.

lookout123 · 12-07-2007, 11:10 AM

using a feather is erotic. using the whole chicken? now that's just plain kinky.

ZenGum · 12-07-2007, 11:26 AM

If using chocolate syrup, don't use too much. Friend of mine made that mistake, used half a bottle, and was feeling decidedly nauseous before he was halfway done licking it all off.
Session was not highly successful.

TheMercenary · 12-07-2007, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

Previous problems are more than resolved.

We're planning on bringing a blind-fold into play when we are on holiday break. I'm just not sure what the hell to do. What kind of different things can I do? I mean, the "bad place" is off limits (or was, the last time I checked) -- not that I'm that interested in that. She bought a vibrator back in August and still hasn't used it, and has vetoed any other sorts of toys.

The best idea I have is a feather. Even then I'm not sure.

Hot wax is awesome. But you have to be into that kind of thing. It really is fun once you get going.

Iggy · 12-07-2007, 02:41 PM

Chocolate syrup can be bad... my experience with it wasn't as fun as I had hoped. He massaged it all over my body, and licked it off intermittently. However, once all was said and done the chocolate had dried and I was stuck to the towel we had laid down! It hurt like a bitch to take it off too... not fun. So I would suggest using it in small areas, and licking it off fairly quickly. Don't want her sticking to anything... it kinda ruined the whole food thing for me. But good luck!

Edit: And be careful with honey... I have heard horror stories of people using it to spice up oral sex, but then when they got to the real sex there was still too much there and they stuck together! And they said it was painful to pull apart. Definitely a mood ruiner.

Perry Winkle · 12-07-2007, 08:09 PM

We tried whipped cream once. It wasn't a disaster per se, but it wasn't exactly a turn on for either of us. Combining the fact that we're health concious with the fact that we're far from serious people puts a damper on the sexuality of junk food.

It might help to use whipped cream that doesn't taste like shit. We used Marks & Spencer Slightly Sweetened Whipped Cream (UHT), and it's the worst shit on the planet.

Chocolatl · 12-07-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Iggy

And be careful with honey...

Seconded. Whatever you do, do NOT heat the honey. It turns out honey retains heat for a lot longer than you think it would...

Cloud · 12-07-2007, 08:35 PM

Feathers and toys are fun, but they are not panaceas. Your frustration at not being able to make her come, Perry Winkle, is coming through, and I'm sure it is to her, too.

It's understandable. Unfortunately, for women who have difficulty coming, myself included, it creates an enormous amount of pressure, and guilt, which makes things worse. Women are just wired different, and have different priorities in sex.

Take the focus off her orgasm for a while. Maybe take it off cunnilingus for a while. Concentrate on sensual touching, kissing, and fondling, without expecting her to come. Tell her to relax, and not worry about it, to just enjoy the sensations. Don't get too fancy with the feathers and stuff. Use the toys, but only one or two at a time, in a playful, fun way. Play Blind Man's Bluff in the nude.

Encourage her to touch herself in front of you (and you might reciprocate here); also encourage her to experiment with the vibrator on her own. (Most women need no encouragement in this area! but I guess for someone who's never experienced orgasm at all, she might.)

And buy yourself a copy of "Guide to Getting it On"

TheMercenary · 12-07-2007, 08:55 PM

Some people just like to ruin all the fun!

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071207/D8TCTO1O0.html

Cloud · 12-07-2007, 09:00 PM

Should have kept it smaller and quieter. How many people can play Naked Twister at the same time, anyway?

wait. . . don't answer that!

TheMercenary · 12-07-2007, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

Should have kept it smaller and quieter. How many people can play Naked Twister at the same time, anyway?

wait. . . don't answer that!

The most we have ever played is six... wait, I forgot you didn't want me to tell you that.

Perry Winkle · 12-08-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

Your frustration at not being able to make her come, Perry Winkle, is coming through, and I'm sure it is to her, too.

I forgot to mention this. We've resolved that problem. The first week of September, she started having orgasms, and had actually been having them for a while but wasn't sure that's what it was. It was a great relief. Now she has orgasms every time I go down on her. Sometimes they are earth-shattering, sometimes not -- but it's always good. She used to be very quiet, now she shatters glass with the noise she makes.

The last week or so, we've finally got the intercourse end of things to the point where she's getting close to coming that way. A little more practice. . .

12-07-2007, 11:05 AM	#1024
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Honey, chocolate syrup, ice cream. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-07-2007, 11:10 AM	#1025
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	using a feather is erotic. using the whole chicken? now that's just plain kinky. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-07-2007, 11:26 AM	#1026
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	If using chocolate syrup, don't use too much. Friend of mine made that mistake, used half a bottle, and was feeling decidedly nauseous before he was halfway done licking it all off. Session was not highly successful. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-07-2007, 02:41 PM	#1028
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	Chocolate syrup can be bad... my experience with it wasn't as fun as I had hoped. He massaged it all over my body, and licked it off intermittently. However, once all was said and done the chocolate had dried and I was stuck to the towel we had laid down! It hurt like a bitch to take it off too... not fun. So I would suggest using it in small areas, and licking it off fairly quickly. Don't want her sticking to anything... it kinda ruined the whole food thing for me. But good luck! Edit: And be careful with honey... I have heard horror stories of people using it to spice up oral sex, but then when they got to the real sex there was still too much there and they stuck together! And they said it was painful to pull apart. Definitely a mood ruiner. __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness. Last edited by Iggy; 12-07-2007 at 02:43 PM. Reason: I had more to say gosh darn it.

12-07-2007, 08:35 PM	#1031
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Feathers and toys are fun, but they are not panaceas. Your frustration at not being able to make her come, Perry Winkle, is coming through, and I'm sure it is to her, too. It's understandable. Unfortunately, for women who have difficulty coming, myself included, it creates an enormous amount of pressure, and guilt, which makes things worse. Women are just wired different, and have different priorities in sex. Take the focus off her orgasm for a while. Maybe take it off cunnilingus for a while. Concentrate on sensual touching, kissing, and fondling, without expecting her to come. Tell her to relax, and not worry about it, to just enjoy the sensations. Don't get too fancy with the feathers and stuff. Use the toys, but only one or two at a time, in a playful, fun way. Play Blind Man's Bluff in the nude. Encourage her to touch herself in front of you (and you might reciprocate here); also encourage her to experiment with the vibrator on her own. (Most women need no encouragement in this area! but I guess for someone who's never experienced orgasm at all, she might.) And buy yourself a copy of "Guide to Getting it On" __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-22-2007, 02:17 AM	#1021
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Are you disqualified coz you aint gettin' none?

12-07-2007, 09:25 AM	#1022
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Previous problems are more than resolved. We're planning on bringing a blind-fold into play when we are on holiday break. I'm just not sure what the hell to do. What kind of different things can I do? I mean, the "bad place" is off limits (or was, the last time I checked) -- not that I'm that interested in that. She bought a vibrator back in August and still hasn't used it, and has vetoed any other sorts of toys. The best idea I have is a feather. Even then I'm not sure.

12-07-2007, 08:09 PM	#1029
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	We tried whipped cream once. It wasn't a disaster per se, but it wasn't exactly a turn on for either of us. Combining the fact that we're health concious with the fact that we're far from serious people puts a damper on the sexuality of junk food. It might help to use whipped cream that doesn't taste like shit. We used Marks & Spencer Slightly Sweetened Whipped Cream (UHT), and it's the worst shit on the planet.

12-07-2007, 08:55 PM	#1032
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Some people just like to ruin all the fun! http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071207/D8TCTO1O0.html __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-07-2007, 09:00 PM	#1033
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Should have kept it smaller and quieter. How many people can play Naked Twister at the same time, anyway? wait. . . don't answer that! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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