All I Want for Christmas is... - Page 5

Drax · 12-04-2007, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

I would like simply to spend time with those I love without all the drama and stress that normally accompanies holiday get-togethers. I don't have a lot of materialistic possessions, nor do I need any more. Some peace, serenity and relaxation would be just plenty. Oh, and a hug from each of my kids. That will make my year.

...and those of us who are Christian need to remember the real reason for Christmas...the birth of the Son Of Our Lord. I suppose that's why we give our children presents. As children of Jehovah, they are all parts of Jesus.

Elspode · 12-05-2007, 06:04 PM

Presents are parts of Jesus? Ewww...

Drax · 12-05-2007, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Presents are parts of Jesus? Ewww...

For lack of a better phrase. :p

Sundae · 12-05-2007, 06:26 PM

Oh no, images of newspaper wrapped, leaking packages beneath the Christmas tree now in my mind. Thanks 'Spode!

Aliantha · 12-05-2007, 06:46 PM

hmmm..that sounds like something from the Simpsons SG.

Elspode · 12-05-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Oh no, images of newspaper wrapped, leaking packages beneath the Christmas tree now in my mind. Thanks 'Spode!

...and the paper looks like the Shroud of Turin...

jester · 12-06-2007, 11:24 AM

I haven't seen these if they are available, but I would like

"solar powered" outdoor christmas lights. who in the world wants to deal with extension cords running everywhere.

for myself personally i want a pair of Lugs.

binky · 12-06-2007, 11:37 AM

those would be cool since I live 2 feet from the sun

Bullitt · 12-06-2007, 02:01 PM

Her

no not in that way you pervs.

lookout123 · 12-06-2007, 02:07 PM

2 thoughts:

1) I really hope you are talking about the subject in the foreground.

2) What do you mean "not in that way"? you better - plenty of dwellars want her "in that way".

Bullitt · 12-06-2007, 02:13 PM

I dunno, lots of things get better with age.. fine wine.. cheese.. steak..

yeah no it's the young one

2) well derr I'm a young virile male come on now. But, one thing at a time. I'm going after top shelf goods here.

Drax · 12-06-2007, 03:43 PM

...Medicare to pay for the custom wheelchair me and my PT discussed instead of trying to push a standard hospital-type chair in my face.

Elspode · 12-06-2007, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt

2) well derr I'm a young virile male come on now. But, one thing at a time. I'm going after top shelf goods here.

Okay, fine...you're a wonderfully moral young man. This does, however, beg the question...just what the hell *do* you want her for? Housekeeping? Personal assistant? Does she have bookkeeping skills?

I think you want to have carnal knowledge of her, but you're just dodging the obvious.

classicman · 12-06-2007, 05:10 PM

He's smart Els and he's planning ahead for when she looks or joins the cellar....

lookout123 · 12-06-2007, 05:11 PM

well then, i'll plan ahead for that day. I am looking for a personal assistant and i pay well. Apply within.

12-05-2007, 06:04 PM	#62
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Presents are parts of Jesus? Ewww... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-05-2007, 06:26 PM	#64
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh no, images of newspaper wrapped, leaking packages beneath the Christmas tree now in my mind. Thanks 'Spode! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-05-2007, 06:46 PM	#65
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	hmmm..that sounds like something from the Simpsons SG. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-06-2007, 11:37 AM	#68
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	those would be cool since I live 2 feet from the sun __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

12-06-2007, 02:01 PM	#69
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Her no not in that way you pervs. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

12-06-2007, 11:24 AM	#67
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	I haven't seen these if they are available, but I would like "solar powered" outdoor christmas lights. who in the world wants to deal with extension cords running everywhere. for myself personally i want a pair of Lugs.

12-06-2007, 02:07 PM	#70
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	2 thoughts: 1) I really hope you are talking about the subject in the foreground. 2) What do you mean "not in that way"? you better - plenty of dwellars want her "in that way". __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-06-2007, 02:13 PM	#71
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	I dunno, lots of things get better with age.. fine wine.. cheese.. steak.. yeah no it's the young one 2) well derr I'm a young virile male come on now. But, one thing at a time. I'm going after top shelf goods here. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

12-06-2007, 03:43 PM	#72
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	...Medicare to pay for the custom wheelchair me and my PT discussed instead of trying to push a standard hospital-type chair in my face.

12-06-2007, 05:10 PM	#74
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	He's smart Els and he's planning ahead for when she looks or joins the cellar....

12-06-2007, 05:11 PM	#75
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	well then, i'll plan ahead for that day. I am looking for a personal assistant and i pay well. Apply within. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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