November 29, 2007: Qing Dynasty Vases

smurfalicious · 11-29-2007, 07:29 AM

"cockeyed".

who the fvck came up with that phrase? Does one look unbalanced when one has a cock in the eye?

Gravdigr · 11-29-2007, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by smurfalicious

"cockeyed".
Does one look unbalanced when one has a cock in the eye?

If there's a cock in an eye, there is either two unbalanced people involved, or one very limber unbalanced person.

smurfalicious · 11-29-2007, 08:14 AM

Papa Smurf keeps trying to insert his cock in my ear. I put up with his antics... but if he tries to stick it in my eye, rest assured it will be his ass that will be cockeyed thereafter.

Elspode · 11-29-2007, 11:49 PM

So the restorer had to put *three* vases back together out of the jumbled mass of shards? Fuck.

11-29-2007, 07:29 AM	#1
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	"cockeyed". who the fvck came up with that phrase? Does one look unbalanced when one has a cock in the eye? __________________

11-29-2007, 08:14 AM	#3
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	Papa Smurf keeps trying to insert his cock in my ear. I put up with his antics... but if he tries to stick it in my eye, rest assured it will be his ass that will be cockeyed thereafter. __________________

11-29-2007, 11:49 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So the restorer had to put three vases back together out of the jumbled mass of shards? Fuck. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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