Cellar Secret Satan

Elspode · 11-21-2007, 07:07 PM

You will unwrap me slowly, and with much oohing and aahing...

And by "bow", I mean a pretty little mass of ribbon taped decoratively onto the presents.

Then you have to eat a baby, raw.

Drax · 11-22-2007, 01:25 AM

SteveDallas · 11-22-2007, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Then you have to eat a baby, raw.

See, this is the problem with the satanists. Raw?? If they'd just consent to a little sauteeing, they'd see much more societal acceptance.

ZenGum · 11-22-2007, 09:47 AM

I was wondering how long this would take.

So... supposing you are the cellar's Secret Satan ... how would you punish each cellarite for their sins?

LJ would get his rooster cut off.
TW and UG, as I have already suggested, would be put in a situation where they must cooperate to survive.
Zengum's post count would slide backwards by 20 per day ... nooooooooooo!

Any more?

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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I was wondering how long this would take. So... supposing you are the cellar's Secret Satan ... how would you punish each cellarite for their sins? LJ would get his rooster cut off. TW and UG, as I have already suggested, would be put in a situation where they must cooperate to survive. Zengum's post count would slide backwards by 20 per day ... nooooooooooo! Any more? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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