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Old 11-06-2007, 04:18 PM   #1
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I have a joke and it has a dirty part and a clean part.

I saw sue fall the the mudd.

I also watch her take a bath to get the mudd off.
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Old 11-06-2007, 04:27 PM   #2
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When I was a little kid, we had a hilarious one we used to tell. One day, my older brother told it to my grandfather.

What starts with F and ends in U - C - K?

*Incredulous stare from grandfather.*

FIRETRUCK! Ha ha ha.

*Immediate spanking*
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Old 11-06-2007, 04:31 PM   #3
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When I was a little kid, we had a hilarious one we used to tell. One day, my older brother told it to my grandfather.

What starts with F and ends in U - C - K?

*Incredulous stare from grandfather.*

FIRETRUCK! Ha ha ha.

*Immediate spanking*
LOL!!
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:39 PM   #4
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What starts with S - H and ends in I - T and is found in chicken coops?




Shellgrit.

: looks innocent :
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