Stress

[That Guy]

Originally posted by hot_pastrami
I'm trying to figure out how to tell my devout LDS mother that I'll be moving in with my girlfriend ...

Is that a Learning Disabled Stepmother, or did you mean to type LSD? If the latter is the case, she's probably cool with anything you do, as long as you leave the lava-lamp on.

As for the proposal, charm her with creativity. Try putting on a vaginal puppet show. "With your host, Dick Richard!"