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| Health Keeping your body well enough to support your head |
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| WAY overweight....50+ lbs heavier than i should be |
   
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16 | 23.19% |
| overweight 10-50 lbs heavy |
  
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25 | 36.23% |
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21 | 30.43% |
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4 | 5.80% |
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3 | 4.35% |
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10-08-2007, 11:25 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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I had realized that decapitation won't work because the blood loss would reduce the weight. I think they have the solution: "I think the solution probably involves being hung by your heels from a spring-scale with your head in a vat of liquefied heads to achieve neutral head buoyancy, and then subtracting the reading on the spring-scale from the known weight of your entire body." (from Dersins, user at the site Merc links to). Brilliant! And I reckon we can get a grant to do it, and pass it off as performance art! Although I am still concerned about the empty spaces in your mouth, nostrils, and ears. So you'd have to keep your mouth open in the vat of liquefied heads and let all that gooey goodness flow up your nose and into your ears... Hope no one's eating as they read this.  LJ, please do the scale thing. I do have a big vat of liquefied heads, but I don't have a spring scale. You're my only hope... |
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10-08-2007, 11:28 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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I just realized decapitation could work, provided you froze the subject to death (while lying down so as a reasonable amount of blood remains in the head) then removed the head and weighed it, including the frozen blood.
Free food for the homeless. Apply here, one at a time... |
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