4/6/2003: Vulva puppet

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Originally posted by And
Why [i]a puppet???[/IAnd how would you explain to friends and neighbors when your kid starts telling them about the wonderful adventures they had with Vulva, their soft and cuddly friend?

That's why you have to give it a more innocuous name. I think one woman on the web site was quoted as having named hers Marigold. Neighborhood parents will be none the wiser when their kids come home saying they had a wonderful time rubbing little Suzy's Marigold.

On the other hand (joke there somewhere), little Billy will grow up and probably end up bragging to his pals that he got a little Marigold after the mixer last night...