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Old 09-14-2007, 10:59 AM   #1
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So, I've had my camera with me on several occasions trying to get in a nature shoot, but each time was met with nothing but technical difficulties. While on vacation, I did manage to get one pic taken before my batteries died on the lake while skinny dipping. I didn't like it though, because my nipples were doing two different things. Then I saw the WTF NSFW astrological bodypainting and got the idea to give myself some pices pasties. Wha la!

So what's your sign, big boy?
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Old 09-14-2007, 02:35 PM   #2
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My sign?
If you quit distracting me, I might be able to remember.

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Old 09-14-2007, 03:43 PM   #3
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Sign? Yes, yes, I'll sign anything. Where? Quickly!
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:04 AM   #4
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Like I said...perfect the way they are.
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Old 09-14-2007, 05:33 PM   #5
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So what's your sign, big boy?
{looks around to see who she's talking too . . . }
Oh, umm.. I'm a Gemini. That means I only do it with twins.

Hey, wait a minute.....

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I didn't like it though, because my nipples were doing two different things.
Wait, what? One was watching TV and the other was reading a book? One was having a sandwich and the other was seeing if there was any beer left? One was taking a nap and the other was . . . . ?
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Old 09-14-2007, 11:34 PM   #6
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I didn't like it though, because my nipples were doing two different things.
One was singing an aria from "Don Giovanni" and the other was taking a Learning Annex course on how to be a real estate lawyer in high-crime areas?
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Old 09-15-2007, 12:07 AM   #7
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So what's your sign, big boy?
BTW...I was born in the sign of Asscurious, with Penis rising.
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Old 09-24-2007, 11:23 AM   #8
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Then I saw the WTF NSFW astrological bodypainting and got the idea to give myself some pices pasties. Wha la!

So what's your sign, big boy?
Was there something posted here that I missed?
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