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Old 09-13-2007, 03:04 PM   #1
lumberjim
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whenever someone corrects your pronunciation, tell them that they have bad breath.

say, " Oh, thanks. and...uhm.....you have bad breath. do you have any mints? or gum or something?"

try it. you'll feel very empowered afterwards. you should say something fucked up to at least one person a day.
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Old 09-13-2007, 04:28 PM   #2
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whenever someone corrects your pronunciation, tell them that they have bad breath.

say, " Oh, thanks. and...uhm.....you have bad breath. do you have any mints? or gum or something?"

try it. you'll feel very empowered afterwards. you should say something fucked up to at least one person a day.
lol!!!
yea...thanks for the update...got any mints...no...not for me.....uh....do you have any mints for you?
That's a keeper!
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