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09-11-2007, 05:29 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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The CCDC
New information from the Cellar Center for Disease Control:
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09-11-2007, 06:09 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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09-11-2007, 06:22 PM
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why so serious
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S123 - Clever girl
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09-11-2007, 06:23 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Is ABC an STD or a CTD, or both?
If Adapost is ineffective, try Adathread. |
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09-11-2007, 06:27 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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09-11-2007, 06:57 PM
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I can hear my ears
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!!sudden and irreversible death??!!
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09-11-2007, 09:18 PM
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Your Bartender
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09-11-2007, 11:24 PM
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Snowflake
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Did you see th
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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09-12-2007, 09:34 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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elbisreverri s'ti dna
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09-12-2007, 10:38 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Wow, Dwellars be droppin' like flies.
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09-12-2007, 12:21 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Quick, put them in a delicious and nutritious fly cookie!
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09-12-2007, 12:30 PM
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Snowflake
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How about a steaming "cow patty" pie, topped with fresh fly sprinkles?
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09-12-2007, 12:53 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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09-12-2007, 12:56 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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09-12-2007, 06:40 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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