HE'S GONE!

[Happy Monkey]

Originally Posted by yesman065

Yeah, really - then again, whoever replaces may look like a champ just by default comparison.

Well, he made Ashcroft look like a champ. Hopefully, he'll also make his successor look like a champ instead of vice versa.

[JuancoRocks]

That's what happens when meeting the demands of the diversity scale is more important that the ability of the individual to perform the functions of the job.

[Griff]

Originally Posted by JuancoRocks

That's what happens when meeting the demands of the diversity scale is more important that the ability of the individual to perform the functions of the job.

I think it was a yes man thing not a diversity thing.

[xoxoxoBruce]

I got this in an email, so it must be true.....

Gonzales to Spend More Time Eavesdropping on His Family
‘Domestic Surveillance Begins at Home,’ Former A.G. Says

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales resigned today, effective immediately, telling reporters that he wanted to spend more time eavesdropping on his family.

Mr. Gonzales, a champion of domestic surveillance and warrantless wiretaps while in office, said he was “totally stoked” about turning his prying eyes on his own family.

“Domestic surveillance begins at home,” Mr. Gonzales said at a White House press conference. “That means nobody in my family is above suspicion, not even the little ones,” an apparent reference to Mr. Gonzales’ children.

Standing by Mr. Gonzales’ side, President George W. Bush praised his former Attorney General, singling out his “courage” for ramping up his domestic spying program on his own family.

“If every head of every household was as willing to eavesdrop on his own family as my man Alberto is, we wouldn’t need a Homeland Security Department,” Mr. Bush chuckled.

Mr. Gonzales was noncommittal when a reporter asked him a question about the role that waterboarding and other forms of torture might play in his interrogation of family members.

“Nothing is off the table,” he said.

Asked about his tenure as Attorney General, Mr. Gonzales was candid about his stormy time in office: “Frankly, I can’t believe it took this long for them to shitcan me.”

[bluecuracao]

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Well, he made Ashcroft look like a champ.

Don't know about that (remembering the silly quote of his), but...

It would be fun if Ashcroft tried out for American Idol. He's got a serious set of pipes on him.