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			 When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? 
			
			
			
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			Damn.  I was hoping it was going Naked Wild Turkey Fuckers.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Banned - Self Imposed 
			
			
			
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			...ans I was thinking "Now What The Fuck
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I took this one.
		 
		
		
		
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			 The future is unwritten 
			
			
			
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			What kind of experiment?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I visited my dad's lab.  He's a physics guy, and was showing me (but mostly my kids) the neat physics stuff there.  One neat trick is to dump a few ounces of liquid nitrogen into a toilet.  This is what happens if the janitor had just squirted some soap in there a few minutes beforehand, and you don't realize it.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult 
			
			
			
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			That trick is also good in a punch bowl if you are out of dry ice because some guests took it all, jammed it into a plastic bottle and then threw it into a pool to see it explode.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Reminds me of an April Fools trick I always wanted to try. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	Squirt a bunch of liquid soap in the tank, throw a chunk of dry ice in the bowl, and flush. Supposed to fill a small room with bubbles.  | 
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			 I can hear my ears 
			
			
			
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			Part of the plea bargain?
		 
		
		
		
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			 Operations Operative 
			
			
			
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			Sauron V. Gandalf!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum  | 
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			ya know... if that's supposed to represent Sauron V Gandalf (or good vs Evil), Gandalf is causing a whole lot more destruction than Sauron is!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	  Fire at his feet, massive smoke tornadoes. I think I'll have to side with the dark one on this one. I think I can handle some pitch black and a few bats flying around me, IMO.
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			 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? 
			
			
			
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			You know, you're right. I knew there was a reason i liked evil better.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Evil has better eyes and better fur.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum  | 
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			 Makes some feel uncomfortable 
			
			
			
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