Sycamore Solves a Good Percentage of the Cellar's Job Problems

[slang]

Originally posted by sycamore


I ain't buying that. You gotta mix a little play in with the work.

And yeah, you're still an asshole...just a kindler, gentler one.

I stand in the mirror with my pistol wearing my dumb assed gas garb and tell people to fuck off pointing the gun at them for fun.

"Yeah fuck head, I'll stamp yer god damned card alright (points gun into the morror)"

"NO, I dont know when the fucking gas is coming down in price"

"Yes, I know it's fucking nasty outside dumbass, I'm standing in the rain"

"No , I wont check yer oil.....fucking grow a pair, will ya"

"I dont really give a monkey fucking rats ass if you are in a hurry, I'm listening to the radio in this earbud.....you got a problem with that!!?"

"Go fuck yerself asslick, yer getting $80 worth of dimes back for change, what were you thinking bringing me a $100 bill at 6:15!?"

"Yeah, go ahead and bitch to the boss, he'll fire me for sure, because people that will show up, can make change and that *havent* been convicted of homocide are lining up at the office to work for $6 bucks an hour......dumbass"

And yes, the career gaspumper I work with, the one that actually busts his ass to get you your gas in a pleasant efficient manner, thinks I am an incredible asshole, as does the boss. For that matter, I'm so miserable everyone I talk to thinks the same.

boss and co-workers: you fuck this up, you fuck that up, you need to do *this*, you need to do *that*....bitch , moan, whine.

slang: (very politely) Let me clarify my role here gentlemen, until I graduate, this will likely be my job, which I do willingly. I am not interested in climbing your "corp ladder" here and I dont care who has seniority, this is a shitjob. The *only* thing I really need to know is when I should stop dragging my ass here to eat your shit sandwhiches. Is there anything I have just said that isn't chrystal clear?

Ok, I'm done whining for tonight.