I am going away for awhile.

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by limey

...I'd take wolf's advice if I were in the States ... Hell, I bet she could even proffer a good explanation for what I'd be doing in Philly if I needed her services ...

Ya know, if you went to Wolf's facility, you'd end up as a story here. You'd be "the crazy Limey guy who came all the way from god-knows-where to check in while I was trying to eat pizza". Are your shoe laces a traditional color?

[Cicero]

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Ya know, if you went to Wolf's facility, you'd end up as a story here. You'd be "the crazy Limey guy who came all the way from god-knows-where to check in while I was trying to eat pizza". Are your shoe laces a traditional color?

Yeah- but she's leaving all the clues on how to annoy people enough to get checked in and stay there. All the wrong things to say at the right time. Like:
"Do you believe I don't want to hurt you?" Say that over and over while they have a mouth full of pepperoni or are trying to make a fresh pot of coffee.....The more you annoy them the longer your stay.
Wear some eel skin pants with lime green shoes. You're a keeper!


Or the worst- refuse to say anything at all...aparently they hate that.
Best of luck fargon. I hope you can get in and stay until you're ready.