July 20, 2007: Gull steals Doritos

MalzB · 07-20-2007, 09:00 PM

I think this seagull used to be a human but he did something awful so and evil sourcerer turned him into the bird. And the reason why the seagull likes these chips so much and goes great lengths to get them is because he loved them when he was human and knew where he could go to get them.

Ha. Yep.

Sheldonrs · 07-20-2007, 10:07 PM

I'm surprised Doritos hasn't signed the bird to a contract.

What would Tippi Hedren say?

SPUCK · 07-21-2007, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I'm surprised Doritos hasn't signed the bird to a contract.

So true!! Bring in good cameras and do it right! I think it would be a hit.

I ate on our local wharf tonight (Damn fine Shrimp Louie smothered in Tabasco Sauce). Sitting right out side the window like 18 inches away was a Seagull that went into a tizzy every time someone walked by. Then another one came over and hopped up amazingly violating the the original one's personal space. (Believe me, seagulls have serious personal space issues!) The original hopped down and walked over to a bench which it hopped up on and kicked back. I started to comment on the odd behavior when the people at the next table said, "There's a baby one sitting right here." Sure enough it was momma and papa taking turns being on lookout. When we left we walked by,(at a distance), and there was a grey baby weaving about.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-21-2007, 08:48 AM

How come everybody is OK with feeding this Dinosaur descendant, but the guy feeding the bears is a jerk?

Sundae · 07-21-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

How come everybody is OK with feeding this Dinosaur descendant, but the guy feeding the bears is a jerk?

Because the crafty gull is shoplifting, as opposed to being hand-fed.
It's capitalism vs socialism

xoxoxoBruce · 07-21-2007, 02:01 PM

Ha ha ha, excellent, Sundae Girl.

07-20-2007, 09:00 PM	#1
MalzB Fresh Incumbent Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: A little nowhere town in New York Posts: 28	I think this seagull used to be a human but he did something awful so and evil sourcerer turned him into the bird. And the reason why the seagull likes these chips so much and goes great lengths to get them is because he loved them when he was human and knew where he could go to get them. Ha. Yep. __________________ forever is mine.

07-20-2007, 10:07 PM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I'm surprised Doritos hasn't signed the bird to a contract. What would Tippi Hedren say? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

07-21-2007, 08:48 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	How come everybody is OK with feeding this Dinosaur descendant, but the guy feeding the bears is a jerk? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-21-2007, 02:01 PM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ha ha ha, excellent, Sundae Girl. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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