July 16, 2007: Bellyflop 2007

[Undertoad]

It's Neatorama Collaboration Monday!



"They happened," says jinx of the 2007 Summer Redneck Games, which gave us several previous IotDs of a bellyflop contest in which the diver lands in a pit of mud.



Apparently they have several hawt chix in confederate flag bikinis to help divers regain their footing.

A fine development, there's a fine gallery at the official summer games website, which features less of the game itself, and more of the aftermath:



Be sure to visit our friends at Neatorama for more neato items all the time!

[odie number seven]

"Dirty mouth? Clean it up! With Orbitz! (c)"

[xoxoxoBruce]

Hey, I like dirty girls.

[freshnesschronic]

I wish they'd ban the confederate flag, just like the Nazi salute is banned in Germany. My opinion.

[Uisge Beatha]

I suppose the girls are there to ensure the South shall rise again (in more ways than one).

[Happy Monkey]

No, no banning.

I do wish they'd voluntarily stop using it, though.

I especially wish they'd remove those particular flags.

[jester]

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

I wish they'd ban the confederate flag, just like the Nazi salute is banned in Germany. My opinion.

to a certain degree, they have. they can no longer show it at a lot of school sponsored football games, where that flag is somewhat of a symbol for that particular school.

to keep from having "problems" with visiting "mostly black" schools.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Ya know, that first picture looks like Jinx.

[theotherguy]

I like that the hawt girl is all muddy, but, damn it, she kept her ciggy clean.

I think redneck dude is going to grab her ass. Let's watch and see.

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

I wish they'd ban the confederate flag, just like the Nazi salute is banned in Germany. My opinion.

Give me a break. Next you will want them to take down all confederate statues and pictures of R.E. Lee.

[Gravdigr]

You know, when a girl can retrieve the potbellied redneck from the mud hole, without putting down her cigarette...now that's a REAL lady...And yes, I AM a pot bellied redneck. Y'all.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Hell, that's easy, she just crooks her finger and calls him out of the puddle.
Silvia...
Yes Mickey?
How do you call your potbellied redneck?
Come 'ere loverboy!!
And if he doesnt answer?
Ohh loverboy!
And if he STILL doesnt answer?
I simply say
Baby,
Oohh baby
My sweet baby
You're the one

[piercehawkeye45]

Too bad we can't get our confederate flag decision from South Park.

This........







to this......

[xoxoxoBruce]

While you're at it why not ban Mexican flags and Puerto Rican flags and Canadian flags and Scottish flags and all those little flags people put on their cars.... Oh, don't forget all those subversive Grateful Dead stickers.

Throw in, "Remember Pearl Harbor" stickers, those marijuana leaves and those damn yellow ribbons. And the flying spaghetti monster must go.
We can all pretend we're Amish.

[piercehawkeye45]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

While you're at it why not ban Mexican flags and Puerto Rican flags and Canadian flags and Scottish flags and all those little flags people put on their cars.... Oh, don't forget all those subversive Grateful Dead stickers.

Throw in, "Remember Pearl Harbor" stickers, those marijuana leaves and those damn yellow ribbons. And the flying spaghetti monster must go.
We can all pretend we're Amish.

*slips down slope and falls on head*

That doesn't make sense.

People want to ban the confederate flag because of the negative relation it had to minorities (mainly blacks) and many see it as a sign of racism. None of the things you mentioned fit that category.