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06-21-2007, 10:50 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Cloud, does your friend plan to warn potential muff divers that there be pirates down there? Could scare the hell out of some earstwhile feller.
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06-21-2007, 11:00 PM
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in a mood, not cupcake
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Philadelphia
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Doesn't look like the muff is too deep, though.
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06-21-2007, 11:01 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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 Speaking as one who has some unexpected aCOOTERments in the area myself--it's always a good idea to warn a person!
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06-22-2007, 12:00 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Aaarrrr matey, for my shiverin' timber, no muff to tough.
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06-22-2007, 01:01 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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I am a certified diver, muff, scuba, and dumpster. I am also a licensed motor boat operator. Just ask Keryx she loves it.
shouldn't this be in the sex thread?
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06-22-2007, 01:17 PM
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Elite Elitist
Join Date: Oct 2006
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<<<<has a tongue like a maytag and breathes through his ears.
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06-22-2007, 06:53 PM
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Operations Operative
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: scotland/uk
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One of my friends chat up lines went something like "I only have a normal size dick but I've been known to lick my eyebrows clean "
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06-23-2007, 02:22 PM
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King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
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Quote:
 As for scars, I have a nasty looking carpal tunnel surgery scar on my palm. If I was single, I would have gone for the 'knife fight' story.
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07-04-2007, 06:26 PM
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Operations Operative
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: in hiding
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Twofer
Here's a twofer deal. That's a dwellar ass and a dweller cock.
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07-04-2007, 07:24 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Holy crap!!
Some cellardude has been seriously holding out on us chickie babes 
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07-04-2007, 08:32 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Well, there's an incendiary combination that should make for some fireworks on this 4th of July. Nothing like big mortars exploding in the dark.
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07-04-2007, 09:10 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Let's see... it's a Dwellar who uses a laptop running Windows, smokes, and is on pretty intimate terms with another female Dwellar...
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07-04-2007, 09:23 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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who!?
ps...it's not me. i swear.
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07-04-2007, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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photobucket pulled my boob.
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07-04-2007, 10:18 PM
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Bitchy Little Brat
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Queensland, Australia
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Did they deem it inappropriate?
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