5/6/2002: Miss Jumbo Queen contestant

monster · 06-27-2007, 12:59 PM

I'd take one of her classes, apart from the fact that I'd rather trap my nipples in the seatbelt buckle than do any aerobics class.

Sheldonrs · 06-30-2007, 12:22 AM

And as always, should the new Miss Jumbo be unable to perform her tasks as queen, the 1st waddle-up will take her place.

Elspode · 07-01-2007, 11:04 AM

I'd be fascinatedly interested to see Ms. Portnick lead a class. I mean, doesn't she get winded or anything? If not...she's a frigging marvel.

06-27-2007, 12:59 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'd take one of her classes, apart from the fact that I'd rather trap my nipples in the seatbelt buckle than do any aerobics class. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

06-30-2007, 12:22 AM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	And as always, should the new Miss Jumbo be unable to perform her tasks as queen, the 1st waddle-up will take her place. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

07-01-2007, 11:04 AM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'd be fascinatedly interested to see Ms. Portnick lead a class. I mean, doesn't she get winded or anything? If not...she's a frigging marvel. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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