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06-26-2007, 07:14 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Location: La Crosse, WI
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Do you fart in bed?
The question should be do you swap farts with your bed partner? Please tell me true,
 nobody will find out honest
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06-26-2007, 07:38 AM
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Pump my ride!
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Location: Deep countryside of Surrey , England
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If I did, then Mrs CF would immediately view this as some sort of competition - and I really don't see the point of entering any competition that you haven't a hope in hell of winning from the outset
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06-26-2007, 08:48 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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Yup, although I win hands down. Much to the chagrin of the missus.
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06-26-2007, 08:54 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Keryx and I are equal in all respects, Rite now we are 50/50. lets see whats happens over time.
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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06-26-2007, 10:42 AM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
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It's not whether you fart in bed that matters, it's whose head gets held under the sheets.
 We both do. Gas happens. What bothers me, no matter where we are at, is when he doesn't say excuse me. That is just plain rude.
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06-26-2007, 10:47 AM
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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"I didn't think it would smell" - LJ
  
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06-26-2007, 11:08 AM
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I can hear my ears
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don't worry! there's no flavor!
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06-26-2007, 11:22 AM
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Professor
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DUTCH OVEN!
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06-26-2007, 02:37 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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The only real question here is, "Afterwards, do you fluff the covers vigorously and yell 'woo hoo'?"
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06-26-2007, 04:52 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
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Now look what you've started Jimbo!
I guess the responses so far prove that it's not unusual for women to fart in bed. Just unusual to own up to it.  I hope that isn't too gross for your sensitive little eyes. Have another pork chop. lol
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06-26-2007, 05:59 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I've totally been whupping April's ass recently. Apparently, she woke up choking the other night on one of my rippers.
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06-26-2007, 08:31 PM
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I can hear my ears
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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06-26-2007, 09:04 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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Swap farts? No. Neither of us can fart on demand. fart in bed? Yes. Winner? Me. I drink carbonated stuff all day, he doesn't. He can burp, I can't. It's gotta come out somehow.
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06-26-2007, 10:47 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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I've lost a lot of my fart-mojo since I had the gall bladder out.
Sad, but true.
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06-27-2007, 05:05 PM
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in a mood, not cupcake
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Philadelphia
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No...no swapping, I lose big time. But it's my own fault, since I'm free to burp it out in my office all day.
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