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View Poll Results: Drink it anyway?
What the hell... 1 8.33%
Hell no!... 2 16.67%
Fish it out, keep drinkin'... 9 75.00%
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Old 06-24-2007, 01:25 PM   #1
lumberjim
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an englishman, a german and an irishman sit at a bar. all three get nice new full beers at the same time. and, lo....there is a fly floating in each beer. The Englishman demands a new beer and gets all offended and shit. The German removes the fly and places it in the ashtray, and drinks his beer. The Irishman takes the fly between a thumb and forefinger, and holding it up, cries," SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"
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Old 06-24-2007, 01:34 PM   #2
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an englishman, a german and an irishman sit at a bar. all three get nice new full beers at the same time. and, lo....there is a fly floating in each beer. The Englishman demands a new beer and gets all offended and shit. The German removes the fly and places it in the ashtray, and drinks his beer. The Irishman takes the fly between a thumb and forefinger, and holding it up, cries," SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT OUT!"

Should be a scotchman not an irishman.
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