Invasion of America

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Originally Posted by duck_duck

So you are ok if I sneak back into america, get free health care, free education, housing assistance, and never learn your language? At the same time demand you learn my language and like it when I tell you are stupid?

Si senorita. Tienes todas las repuestas para nuestros problemas! Vengo a ti para aprender como ser una gente inteligente! Porque no llega a ser un funcionario del gobierno? Te necesitamos!

And yes I do know Spanish and I'm not on freetranslation.com or something.