Is it just me - or is the whole Paris Hilton prison thing a crock.

Thesilkmeister · 06-07-2007, 07:25 PM

Just wondering if anyone else feels the same??

Perhaps I am a cynical aussie, but I never really expected Paris to do the full 40 odd days. She gets to keep her hair extensions because they are apparently 'too tightly wound'........rubbish. If it was some junkie chick those extensions woulda been out in a flash. Now i hear she has been released after just 4 days......due to 'medical reasons'........or perhaps withdrawls from the party circuit. What a load of crap.

Does anyone else think this escapade has made a mockery of the US legal system in some small way?

richlevy · 06-07-2007, 07:40 PM

Chalk one up for Edwards' "Two Americas".

I love the press conference where the public affairs officer for the court was basically saying "Yeah, we're pretty pissed about it too, but the sheriff might get away with it unless someone please presses new charges."

Hagar · 06-07-2007, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Thesilkmeister

... Now i hear she has been released after just 4 days......due to 'medical reasons'...

I wonder if the same "medical reasons" will stop her going out & partying the day after she's free from "Mansion Detention"?

...sounds like bullshit, Barry.

wolf · 06-08-2007, 01:15 AM

I'm very concerned. I heard she will have to wear an ankle bracelet.

What if she tans unevenly or develops a callous?

Aliantha · 06-08-2007, 01:51 AM

I doubt she'll be able to accessorise with those bracelettes.

A big joke. It was a bit tough for the media though. Report on the first substantial rain in 2 yrs....or....Paris Hilton in prison. Hmmm...what a choice.

I ask you,

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SOME LITTLE FUCKING PRINCESS WHO GOT CAUGHT BEING A FUCKWIT???

piercehawkeye45 · 06-08-2007, 04:35 AM

Obviously some people because they report what will give them the highest ratings. The news isn't news, its gossip.

Trilby · 06-08-2007, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SOME LITTLE FUCKING PRINCESS WHO GOT CAUGHT BEING A FUCKWIT???

you, obviously. You can't leave a Princess alone. jealous?

TheMercenary · 06-08-2007, 08:59 AM

Paris Hilton is hot, in a Anorexia kind of way.

AgentApathy · 06-08-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

you, obviously. You can't leave a Princess alone. jealous?

Jesus, give it up already! I am not on anyone's side and I have enjoyed both your and Aliantha's posts in the past, but dragging the entire Cellar into your personal war with her is just ridiculous. Are you done yet? I'm sure this will get me called some choice names too, but thankfully, this is teh interwebz and words can't hurt me, either.

Shawnee123 · 06-08-2007, 09:41 AM

Damn, I was planning on going to CA, committing a crime, and being incarcerated with Paris. I wanted to make her my bitch.

The best laid plans of mice and men. Puh.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-08-2007, 10:10 AM

Nice try, but she had her own cell in the celebrity wing.

Shawnee123 · 06-08-2007, 10:14 AM

I could be a celebrity. Don't look at me like I'm not a celebrity! :p

glatt · 06-08-2007, 10:47 AM

Why would anyone want to be a celebrity? Sure, being wealthy would be just fine, but fame? fuck it.

Shawnee123 · 06-08-2007, 10:48 AM

I know. It's been a tough cross to bear, believe me.

I do it for my people.

TheMercenary · 06-08-2007, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I know. It's been a tough cross to bear, believe me.

I do it for my people.

Quitely wealthy is much easier. Screw the fame bit.

06-07-2007, 07:25 PM	#1
Thesilkmeister Redheads do it better... Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 33	Is it just me - or is the whole Paris Hilton prison thing a crock. Just wondering if anyone else feels the same?? Perhaps I am a cynical aussie, but I never really expected Paris to do the full 40 odd days. She gets to keep her hair extensions because they are apparently 'too tightly wound'........rubbish. If it was some junkie chick those extensions woulda been out in a flash. Now i hear she has been released after just 4 days......due to 'medical reasons'........or perhaps withdrawls from the party circuit. What a load of crap. Does anyone else think this escapade has made a mockery of the US legal system in some small way?

06-07-2007, 07:40 PM	#2
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Chalk one up for Edwards' "Two Americas". I love the press conference where the public affairs officer for the court was basically saying "Yeah, we're pretty pissed about it too, but the sheriff might get away with it unless someone please presses new charges." __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

06-08-2007, 01:15 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm very concerned. I heard she will have to wear an ankle bracelet. What if she tans unevenly or develops a callous? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-08-2007, 01:51 AM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I doubt she'll be able to accessorise with those bracelettes. A big joke. It was a bit tough for the media though. Report on the first substantial rain in 2 yrs....or....Paris Hilton in prison. Hmmm...what a choice. I ask you, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SOME LITTLE FUCKING PRINCESS WHO GOT CAUGHT BEING A FUCKWIT??? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-08-2007, 08:59 AM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Paris Hilton is hot, in a Anorexia kind of way. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

06-08-2007, 04:35 AM	#6
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Obviously some people because they report what will give them the highest ratings. The news isn't news, its gossip.

06-08-2007, 09:41 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Damn, I was planning on going to CA, committing a crime, and being incarcerated with Paris. I wanted to make her my bitch. The best laid plans of mice and men. Puh. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-08-2007, 10:10 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nice try, but she had her own cell in the celebrity wing. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-08-2007, 10:14 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I could be a celebrity. Don't look at me like I'm not a celebrity! :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-08-2007, 10:47 AM	#13
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Why would anyone want to be a celebrity? Sure, being wealthy would be just fine, but fame? fuck it.

06-08-2007, 10:48 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I know. It's been a tough cross to bear, believe me. I do it for my people. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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