Ladies, What's your preference?

smurfalicious · 06-06-2007, 08:45 AM

I don't believe it to be quite that simple. It depends on whether or not the person with the tongue and/or penis knows how to use it.

Shawnee123 · 06-06-2007, 09:20 AM

Tough choice:

While chopping off a man's penis is extremely satisfying, I find that I might want to use it later and it's just gone. I'm kind of shooting myself in the foot, so to speak.

However, when I chop off a man's tongue I still get the effects (gore, excessive fear) plus the added benefit that he will shut the f*** up for once in his life. I still get to use the penis once in a while, and I don't have to listen to him drone on and on and on about nothing anymore.

I'm torn.

View Poll Results: Ladies, which do you like better?
The Tongue	4	30.77%
The Penis	9	69.23%
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06-06-2007, 08:45 AM	#1
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	I don't believe it to be quite that simple. It depends on whether or not the person with the tongue and/or penis knows how to use it. __________________

06-06-2007, 09:20 AM	#2
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Tough choice: While chopping off a man's penis is extremely satisfying, I find that I might want to use it later and it's just gone. I'm kind of shooting myself in the foot, so to speak. However, when I chop off a man's tongue I still get the effects (gore, excessive fear) plus the added benefit that he will shut the f*** up for once in his life. I still get to use the penis once in a while, and I don't have to listen to him drone on and on and on about nothing anymore. I'm torn. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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