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Old 06-06-2007, 01:04 AM   #1
lumberjim
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Turn On You

its pretty ridiculously easy to turn on a dude.
ladies just move infinitely closer to him, touch his beer belly softly and the back of his neck and he's all ready for betrayal . Have a lady friend put her index finger on his lower lip then drag it down h is chest and he is 100% ready to be photographed and soaked for half his net worth.

but its not too hard to turn on a ladyfriend.
just softly with yer fingertips go into your wallet until you get to the credit cards. tease her by outlining ur impressive credit limit while you distract her by unexpectedly kissing her ass until her ego increases. then lean your head over her back and softly tell her to go shopping. then report the credit card stolen and give her description to the police. in jail, she'll not be able to take it in the ass anymore and grab your head by the bakc of your hair. then its smoothe sailsings my friends
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:08 AM   #2
Aliantha
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Nice.

Probably more realistic than the other one too.
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Old 06-06-2007, 01:41 AM   #3
Lorac
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Get YOU SOME BIG BOY !!!!
How Ever it is that you Have to !!!
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