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Old 06-05-2007, 08:13 AM   #1
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To paraphrase George Carlin, everyone should have a gun that shoots suction cup darts with a flag on the dart that says "asshole". If a cop sees you with three or more flags on your car, you automatically get a ticket.
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Old 06-05-2007, 08:18 AM   #2
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To paraphrase George Carlin, everyone should have a gun that shoots suction cup darts with a flag on the dart that says "asshole". If a cop sees you with three or more flags on your car, you automatically get a ticket.

that'd work.
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Old 06-05-2007, 08:41 AM   #3
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National borders are obviously a limit imposed by government. Does a Mexican have the inalienable right to walk across the border into the US?
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Old 06-06-2007, 02:55 PM   #4
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National borders are obviously a limit imposed by government. Does a Mexican have the inalienable right to walk across the border into the US?
Tough question?
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Old 06-06-2007, 11:48 PM   #5
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National borders are obviously a limit imposed by government. Does a Mexican have the inalienable right to walk across the border into the US?
Yes, they do. All people have the right to travel freely. The government might violate this right, but they still have it.
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Old 06-05-2007, 09:10 AM   #6
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To paraphrase George Carlin, everyone should have a gun that shoots suction cup darts with a flag on the dart that says "asshole". If a cop sees you with three or more flags on your car, you automatically get a ticket.
That wouldn't get abused....I like it.
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:04 AM   #7
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That wouldn't get abused....I like it.
It's a joke. Don't you know George Carlin? He's a comedian.
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:05 AM   #8
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It's a joke. Don't you know George Carlin? He's a comedian.
Sorry, missed your hidden message.
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