Military Humor - Page 2

bartman · 02-19-2003, 08:58 AM

Every time I see GWB on TV, I seem to be shouting

nu-CLE-ar!!!!!!
nu-CLE-ar!!!!!!
nu-CLE-ar!!!!!!

at him. He never seems to hear me. I'd also like to ask him how to spell whatever it is that he says. Hell, if he could spell 'George' correctly I'd be surprised.

Elspode · 02-19-2003, 09:31 AM

What really pisses me off is now, other people are starting to use the same pronunciation. I heard some CIA wonk on the radio the other day say 'newk-you-luhr" when talking about Iraq.

I'll bet there's a memo somewhere that tells people to say the word the same way as GWB so as to not make him look bad in these trying times.

MaggieL · 02-19-2003, 10:08 PM

This is America.

He doesn't have to be able to pronounce them to launch them.

NyteStorm · 02-25-2003, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaggieL

Now, on to the list!

101 THINGS SKIPPY HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY ORDERED NOT TO DO -------------------------------------------------------

OMFG....That made me laugh so hard my wife thought I was cracking up... Bloody hell, that was sheer genious!

Bitman · 02-25-2003, 06:21 PM

I wonder if it's a military thing .. Anyone know if there's an Amurican dialect where 'noo-Q-ler' is normal? In a previous life, I had a co-worker who was in military (must've been on spring break or something) who needed correction. He accepted it gratefully, too.

02-19-2003, 09:31 AM	#17
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	What really pisses me off is now, other people are starting to use the same pronunciation. I heard some CIA wonk on the radio the other day say 'newk-you-luhr" when talking about Iraq. I'll bet there's a memo somewhere that tells people to say the word the same way as GWB so as to not make him look bad in these trying times. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-19-2003, 10:08 PM	#18
MaggieL in the Hour of Scampering Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Jeffersonville PA (15 mi NW of Philadelphia) Posts: 4,060	This is America. He doesn't have to be able to pronounce them to launch them. __________________ "Neither can his Mind be thought to be in Tune,whose words do jarre; nor his reason In frame, whose sentence is preposterous..."

02-19-2003, 08:58 AM	#16
bartman not really bart Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 67	Every time I see GWB on TV, I seem to be shouting nu-CLE-ar!!!!!! nu-CLE-ar!!!!!! nu-CLE-ar!!!!!! at him. He never seems to hear me. I'd also like to ask him how to spell whatever it is that he says. Hell, if he could spell 'George' correctly I'd be surprised.

02-25-2003, 06:21 PM	#20
Bitman cellar smellar Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: californy, baby! Posts: 403	I wonder if it's a military thing .. Anyone know if there's an Amurican dialect where 'noo-Q-ler' is normal? In a previous life, I had a co-worker who was in military (must've been on spring break or something) who needed correction. He accepted it gratefully, too.

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