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Old 05-29-2007, 09:48 PM   #1
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Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise!
I... think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Old 05-29-2007, 10:06 PM   #2
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I... think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
That's funny, because I was just cleaning the kitchen and thinking that mayonnaise looked like something oozing out of a serious burn.
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:51 AM   #3
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I... think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
So did the fish.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:55 PM   #4
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Real actual scholarship essay:

Because I get my work done, and I don't leave anything unfinished.

Real class satisfaction survey:

I didn't learn nothing from this class. I found it repetitive and redundant.


Real career aspiration essay:

I would love to get into the medical assassinating field. (Student used this word twice. Student's last name was not Kevorkian.)

Followed by another student who said:

I know it sounds weird, but I'd really love to sit in on an autopsy.

These are just from the past couple days, IRL, here at my job. Now, do you think my book will be hilarious or what?
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Old 05-23-2010, 09:13 AM   #5
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Real career aspiration essay:

I would love to get into the medical assassinating field. (Student used this word twice. Student's last name was not Kevorkian.)
Was his name Scott Roeder?
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