Today's lead news item in Melbourne: it's raining

[Aliantha]

Originally Posted by Griff

Nuclear powered desalination. You bitches better get on the stick or you're just another Indonesian outpost. (Look you know Griff is on a piss but he's freaking right this time.)

Well there's 200 million of them and only 20 million of us. I think we'd be in trouble if they decided to take over.

The best advantage we have over Indonesia is the fact that it's split up into so many little islands and they're not very well organized.

Meanwhile, their fishermen come into our waters and catch stuff they shouldn't be catching, so they have their boats sunk and get shipped home. Actually, here's a fact. Sometimes they come all the way to Australia and make camp on our northern shorlines with their animals and plants. If they're spotted the camps don't last too long.

They get us back by shooting our drug dealers though. Somehow, I think the joke's on them.