What's the opposite of Nose Porn? - Page 2

wolf · 05-05-2007, 02:59 PM

Patchouli

I hate patchouli.

Cloud · 05-05-2007, 03:06 PM

me neither. Daughter No. 2 wears it, and every time I think, "What is that SMELL!"

zippyt · 05-05-2007, 04:54 PM

A rendering plant , they cook down dead cows and the such for the proteen and bone meal ,
a crematorum , burning people have a VERRY unique stink !!!

05-06-2007, 02:28 PM

Desert camping crotch after a week.

Aliantha · 05-06-2007, 07:59 PM

Fertilizer plant which specializes in blood and bone.

zippyt · 05-06-2007, 10:56 PM

Desert camping crotch after a week.

I see your Desert crotch , and raise you 2 weeks in the jungle ( this is NASTY ) with the clap .

DucksNuts · 05-07-2007, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Homeless man, unwashed for 6+ months.

After peeling through multiple layers of winter clothing, including 2 pairs of quilted polyfill ski pants, and no undergarments, you discover that she is a homeless woman. And she has her period, along with urinary incontinence and diarrhea.

You know that thing you see on the crime shows ... putting Vicks in your nose? Doesn't really work.

Ohhh you sooooo win Wolf!!!!

Although, zippy is a close 2nd.

For me its the smell of boiling minced meat...oh...and tuna. Both make me gag.

busterb · 05-07-2007, 09:39 AM

Baby poop

05-10-2007, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

Desert camping crotch after a week.

I see your Desert crotch , and raise you 2 weeks in the jungle ( this is NASTY ) with the clap .

Been there... I can say the desert is worse, you sweat it dries, you sweat, it dries on, so on and so on. Dry is worse, you get a milky crust that reeks.
Before the days of baby wipe, it was rough.

Clap? Ain't goin' there.

Sundae · 05-11-2007, 07:53 AM

The opposite of nose porn for me is when you get a smell in your nose that you dislike and you can't get rid of it.

Example:
It was sheer greed - we'd had cream cakes at work the day before, and the last person to leave hadn't thrown them away. As the office was quite cool (temperature wise) I thought I'd just try one to see if it was still edible. Instead of getting a bit of cream on my finger to test it I picked up a cake and bit into it. The cream squeeged out, up into my nose, and yes - it was off, sour, turned, whatever you want to call it. All day long, all I could smell was that rank cream.

Rexmons · 05-11-2007, 08:54 AM

Hot garbage milk...shit could gag a maggot.

Elspode · 05-11-2007, 06:09 PM

Wood...pulp...factory.

zippyt · 05-12-2007, 01:52 AM

Ok Splode try a wood pulp fact waste water pond ,

RK , dry I can deal with ( goldbond powder is your friend ), but when your camies start rotting off your body well it gets nasty ( oh and NO baby whipes ) , QUICK !!!!!

How a bout a Medical waste incenerator ??

05-05-2007, 02:59 PM	#16
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Patchouli I hate patchouli. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-05-2007, 03:06 PM	#17
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	me neither. Daughter No. 2 wears it, and every time I think, "What is that SMELL!" __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-05-2007, 04:54 PM	#18
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	A rendering plant , they cook down dead cows and the such for the proteen and bone meal , a crematorum , burning people have a VERRY unique stink !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-06-2007, 07:59 PM	#20
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Fertilizer plant which specializes in blood and bone. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-06-2007, 10:56 PM	#21
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Desert camping crotch after a week. I see your Desert crotch , and raise you 2 weeks in the jungle ( this is NASTY ) with the clap . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-06-2007, 02:28 PM	#19
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Desert camping crotch after a week.

05-07-2007, 09:39 AM	#23
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Baby poop __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

05-11-2007, 07:53 AM	#25
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The opposite of nose porn for me is when you get a smell in your nose that you dislike and you can't get rid of it. Example: It was sheer greed - we'd had cream cakes at work the day before, and the last person to leave hadn't thrown them away. As the office was quite cool (temperature wise) I thought I'd just try one to see if it was still edible. Instead of getting a bit of cream on my finger to test it I picked up a cake and bit into it. The cream squeeged out, up into my nose, and yes - it was off, sour, turned, whatever you want to call it. All day long, all I could smell was that rank cream. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-11-2007, 08:54 AM	#26
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	Hot garbage milk...shit could gag a maggot. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

05-11-2007, 06:09 PM	#27
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Wood...pulp...factory. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-12-2007, 01:52 AM	#28
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Ok Splode try a wood pulp fact waste water pond , RK , dry I can deal with ( goldbond powder is your friend ), but when your camies start rotting off your body well it gets nasty ( oh and NO baby whipes ) , QUICK !!!!! How a bout a Medical waste incenerator ?? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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