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			 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? 
			
			
			
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				Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
			 
			
			
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			What songs do you remember from your younger days. The goofy songs, like the ones you would find on the Looney Tunes album? 
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			I completely forgot about that song!  Now I can't get that one line out of my head!!  (and ps, no the flavor gets better)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			This month's Cellar Tip Jar donation (dig deep, people, it's for the children) will be made in Shawnee123's name. Sweeeeet! Thanks! 
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			We're experiencing some technical difficulties with the tip jar. I have a dread suspicion it's *not* the tip jar's fault. I think I may have spoken in haste. But I'm good for it, I promise. 
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			Once I discovered Dr Demento in the mid 70's, my brain was so filled with insane songs that I no longer recall when I first heard them.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			I'm a huge Tom Lehrer fan. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Poisoning Pigeons In The Park The Vatican Rag The Masochism Tango Oedipus Rex To name a few. 
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			"A Cannibal King with a big brass ring . . . " I can't remember that one. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			"Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut last night . . . " "There's a hole in the bottom of the sea" 
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			Sheldon, if you play any sort of instrument at all, you should check this out. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	You'll be a hit at parties.   I first received it in middle school, and eventually learned to play all of his songs... on the viola. 
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			Beans In My Ears, the original earworm. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Turn Back the Clocks, from the prolific Allan Sherman -- you all know "Hello Faddah, Hello Muddah." 
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			Chorus: Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Mutilated monkey meat, Itsy bitsy birdie feet, French fried eye-balls, Rolling down a muddy street, And I forgot my spoon. (slurp, slurp). 
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