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Old 02-08-2003, 12:43 AM   #11
Saddam Hussein
The CIA faked my death
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: with OBL in the White House basement
Posts: 61
I would like to thank TW and the Hollywood loonies for supporting me in my time of need. It's not easy to defend me and my manipulation of the UN, the slaughter of anyone that even *appears* to disagree with me, and my generally hostile disposition.

Rest assured that when I pass off my nuclear, chemical and biological weapons to Al-Qaeda, you will die a somewhat dignified death. If *I* were to come to your neighborhood, I'd kill you the Saddam way, by running a power drill into your genitals, pouring gasoline down your throat, and setting you afire in front of your family. Please understand I cannot make housecalls at this time, I apologize for any inconveinence this may cause.

Your efforts in spinning the debate into something that makes me appear less threatening is greatly appreciated and should prove helpful in the future.

Death to America!!
SoDam Insane
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