Shooting at Virginia Tech

[Urbane Guerrilla]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Yep, if you'd quit staring at my tits and jacking off, you might hear something from time to time.

Actually, if we kept staring at your tits and stopped the jacking off, we could better help you feel good from time to time.

So, speaking of tits: sensitive nipples, or not very? The wife can about put me on the ceiling going for mine. ... more yummy yummy than fruit salad, I'm tellin' ya.

[Since having heard The Wiggles sing "Fruit Salad" in four-part male close harmony, I've been imagining an entire battalion of big tough Australian infantrymen singing this on being presented with fruit salad in the mess tent and reducing the crusty old mess sergeant to agonies of embarrassment.]