What's in your nightstand?

[Elspode]

My nightstand is actually an end table, so...no drawers. Upon my nightstand, however, are the following:

Clock radio, all hazards zone specific weather radio, indoor/outdoor atomic clock/thermometer, lamp, lube, bandannas for spooge rags (hey, I didn't start this thread), National Geographics, a minimum of two books, two nursery catalogues, a couple of microphone clips (don't ask), a package of thumbtacks, a phone charger and dust.

Selene has not one, but *three* drawers. Two are packed with toys, and one with various motivational tapes and CDs. On top of her nightstand is a constantly malfunctioning clock radio, a lamp, usually a bottle of water, some various offal and more dust.