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Old 04-02-2007, 10:35 AM   #1
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I have no children and do not celebrate the death of crucified god.

But I eat the chocolate bunnies anyway. And jellybeans. I lurves the jellybeans. They are at their ripest now.
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Old 04-02-2007, 11:02 AM   #2
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We did a pretty small indoor candy hunt when I was a kid. Pete was raised a Fundementalist Unitarian though so in respect for her upbringing, we do a fairly involved circus of clues to find the Easter baskets. Outside of that we have an extended family dinner featuring pork products to emphasize our new arrangement with God.
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Old 04-06-2007, 08:27 AM   #3
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I have no children and do not celebrate the death of crucified god.
Let's see: rabbits, eggs, celebrations of fertility... Easter is about Jesus?
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Old 04-06-2007, 09:42 AM   #4
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Let's see: rabbits, eggs, celebrations of fertility... Easter is about Jesus?
Jesus, Kits. Don't you know anything? Easter is when Jesus comes out of the cave and if he sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter. Duh.



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