Funny/Embarrassing things they say

Originally Posted by Phil

a friend's son had an awful time teething. he would bite chunks out of ordinary teethers, so he tried to find a solid silver victorian teether. no success. he also tried engineering works for steel rings. no success, but they suggested stainless surgical steel. so he went to a body piercing shop and bought a wide diameter circular ring. yeah youve guessed it : his son was teethed on a large cock - ring.

That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard!!!!
I would give my little toe for a picture of that. I am not exaggerating.