Increase in violent crime

[Elspode]

Violent crimes enrage me. They make me want to strangle the life out of the perpetrators, then burn down their houses and kill their families...

For the humor-impaired, that was a joke. However, violent crime is no joke. Here in KC, we've got a bona-fide gang war going on, with gangstas capping each other in their cars and homes almost daily. The cops have stated that the vast majority of our homicides over the past few months are all related to one single ongoing war. They've even identified the alleged ringleader responsible for either doing the shooting, or sending minions to carry out same.

I wish they'd all just kill each other off so the rest of us can get back to being decent citizens.