What rhymes with "Abortion"?

Spexxvet · 03-14-2007, 01:38 PM

You like sex in odd positions, maybe
To fuck you I must contort
Your womb is full of baby
I hope you will abort

freshnesschronic · 03-14-2007, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

You like sex in odd positions, maybe
To fuck you I must contort
Your womb is full of baby
I hope you will abort

I've heard some pretty funny abortion jokes (but i don't think I'll discuss them) but this poem was reallllll funny to me.

Sheldonrs · 03-14-2007, 01:44 PM

"He said he would love me forever.
He said it was love at first sight.
But then when I told him "I'm pregnant"
it was so long, exit, stage right"

03-14-2007, 01:38 PM	#1
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03-14-2007, 01:44 PM	#3
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"He said he would love me forever. He said it was love at first sight. But then when I told him "I'm pregnant" it was so long, exit, stage right" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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