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03-08-2007, 11:38 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Lisa was arrested for injuring David. She had thrown a saw blade at him which had stuck in his back. (She's not me, but I like her already!)
Lisa was arrested for truancy. Lisa was spinning out of control. (Ain't that the troot) Lisa was arrested for a parole violation by going in to see her probation officer ,drunk off her ass at 10 in the morning. (I like her, too) 
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03-08-2007, 11:41 AM
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03-08-2007, 12:53 PM
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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Grant was arrested for lewd conduct after cops found him with Divine Brown, a prostitute, in his car.
(Ulysses S.) Grant was arrested for speeding while driving a horse and buggy in Washington, DC. He had to pay a fine of $20.00... When Grant was arrested for the crime, Flint and Skinner, afraid he might know what had happened, arranged a hit on the young fighter. ... |
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