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Old 03-03-2007, 12:04 PM   #13
elSicomoro
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This guy has just finished making love to his girlfriend, when she begs, "Oh baby, it would be so romantic if you tattooed my name on your dick." So the next day, he has her name, Wanda, tattooed on his dick. Unfortunately, their relationship ended a few months later.

Some time later, the guy is in a restroom at his office building. He happens to glance over at the guy next to him, a large black man. He then notices that the man has a "W" tattooed on his dick.

The Wanda guy says, "I realize this may be incredibly awkward, but I noticed that your dick is tattooed just like mine. Does yours say 'Wanda' too?"

The black man laughs and says, "No man!" He then pulls the rest of his dick out of his pants...the tattoo reads "Welcome to Jamaica."
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