This is a practical joke

Trilby · 03-01-2007, 02:15 PM

Ok. The question is what is the most unusual thing I've put up my anus. There are many possible answers to that question but I'm gonna go with 25mg of phenergan.

Sundae · 03-01-2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Ok. The question is what is the most unusual thing I've put up my anus. There are many possible answers to that question but I'm gonna go with 25mg of phenergan.

My ex's bit-on-the-side's Grandmother's ring.

lumberjim · 03-02-2007, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

My ex's bit-on-the-side's Grandmother's ring.

so.....this needs some explainin'

here's what i'm imagining:

you found your ex cheating......and somehow got a hold of the bit on the side's grandmother's ring......so you put it up your butt?

that's awesome. did you fish it out with his toothbrush?

Elspode · 03-02-2007, 03:23 PM

I didn't think it possible that I could ever find Sundae Girl any more attractive than I already do.

I was *so* wrong.

Sundae · 03-06-2007, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

so.....this needs some explainin'

here's what i'm imagining:

you found your ex cheating......and somehow got a hold of the bit on the side's grandmother's ring......so you put it up your butt?

that's awesome. did you fish it out with his toothbrush?

Something like that

We had an on & off relationship and she was his ex. I came back from a weekend away to hear a message on his answerphone saying she had left her ring and to be careful with it, it was the one her Grandmother gave her, blahblahblah.

It was pure bad luck on his part - I wasn't listening to his messages, I was actually there when the call came through and heard it was it was recorded. I wouldn't have known she's been there otherwise - he could have claimed that the ring had been there for ages.

Anyway I found it (under the bed) and put it on the mantlepiece where it wouldn't get hoovered up, ready for him to post back to her. It just happened to find its way into my ring first. Made me smile for ages thinking of her with stinkfinger.

And yes I know I should have been mad at him not her (and I was!) but I thought I was in love.

Elspode · 03-06-2007, 08:22 AM

Elspode makes mental note not to piss off SG.

03-01-2007, 02:15 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ok. The question is what is the most unusual thing I've put up my anus. There are many possible answers to that question but I'm gonna go with 25mg of phenergan. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-02-2007, 03:23 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I didn't think it possible that I could ever find Sundae Girl any more attractive than I already do. I was so wrong. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-06-2007, 08:22 AM	#6
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Elspode makes mental note not to piss off SG. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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