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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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I may have mentioned this before, but it's a genuine cri de coeur so please forgive me.
Marks & Spencers. Old people. Lunchtime. They move so slowly, they can't walk and talk at the same time so will stop right in front of you if asked a question by their other half, they block the aisles while treating the place as a social club, they have no peripheral vision and are not respecters of personal space. Every time I have had a trolley or a shopping bag pressing against the back of my legs in a queue it has been an old person. I go into the 5 till Basket Only queue now. Old people don't tend to use this because 1) they need trolleys to keep them upright and 2) they can't deal the fact the person at the front has to keep an eye on which is the next till free - they always have to be summoned by the cashier shouting, "Who's next please!" three or four times and it flusters them. Goodness knows why, the same system is in place in the Post Office and they spend half their lives there. They get up at 05.30 in the morning, so why on earth are they in town between 12.00-14.00 when the rest of us are trying to grab a sandwich and a drink? Why can't they go there first thing when the rest of us are safely at our desks nursing our first coffee? Let them buy their tins of stewing steak and bags of oranges then. Small shops and newsagents, especially in villages, often have signs saying, "Two schoolchilden at a time only" because kids with their big schoolbags, loud voices and low spending power just clog the shops up and annoy normal people. Also the less schoolkids in shops at a time, the less likely one will be to slip a Mars Bar up their sleeve. I understood this as a schoolchild, and certainly have no problem with it now I'm older. I just think M&S should apply the same restrictions to old people. Please note I also believe students should receive lessons in supermarket shopping when they first come to University - I am equal opportunity intolerant.
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Web sites which you have to use for classes that that are always down. Yes, I am calling you out livetext.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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