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Old 03-01-2007, 03:36 AM   #11
Crimson Ghost
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Originally Posted by sycamore View Post
How many dead babies does it take to paint a building?

Depends on how hard you throw them.



That is the opener for my next meeting!

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How did Helen Keller get carpel tunnel syndrome?
Jerking off with one hand, moaning with the other.

Know how to castrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did God give women yeast infections?
So that they would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt.
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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