If you call me

[Kingswood]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

A couple of years ago I came up with the perfect response to both Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons:

"I'm sorry, but my husband makes all the religious decisions for the family."

I wonder how it would go if a bloke tried this line.

Originally Posted by barefoot serpent

Also, I once used a call to test the range on my cordless phone... half the block down the street before they started to break-up!

This is why I don't use cordless phones. Anyone with the right equipment can hear you quite clearly for a similar distance.

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by Kingswood

I wonder how it would go if a bloke tried this line.

This is why I don't use cordless phones. Anyone with the right equipment can hear you quite clearly for a similar distance.

Luckily barefoot doesn't normally discuss her clandestine espionage activities on the phone, nor her Witness Protection Program status.