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Originally posted by j03L10T
#1- My God is the man who takes to the stage as "Robert Plant".
#2- My life long best friend is Michael J. Fox.
#3- My favorite t.v. dinner is 'mexican'.
#4- Pissing makes me feel better sometimes, if not always.
#5- So does shitting.
#6- The bible is a good book to have upon your shelf, somewheres.
#7- To be continued.
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#8- You don't fool me, I sang it.
#9- YOU are callng ME an 'idiot' for saying so?
#10- I got you where I want you, now you're going to buy me cartons of cigarrettes and six packs of beer whereas these things aren't available, somehow for labeling me as an idiot and a liar for having claimed to do what you thought was impossible.