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Old 02-01-2007, 12:30 PM   #1
zippyt
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How about 75 feet of stout piano wire ,
90 ft of stout rope ,
A tube or 2 of super glue ,

Find a tall building ( 100 ft ) , go to the top tie off the rope and the piano wire ,
tie the rope to your legs ,
put the looped piano wire over your head ,
Super glue your hands to your face ,
jump off the building
the piano wire comes tight , "Snick!! " no head
thenthe rope comes tight "Yoink !!!"

And you are left hanging by your feet , holding your head !!

Quick and sure , different , hell you would probley make the evening news !!!
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Old 02-01-2007, 01:12 PM   #2
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How about 75 feet of stout piano wire ,
90 ft of stout rope ,
A tube or 2 of super glue ,

Find a tall building ( 100 ft ) , go to the top tie off the rope and the piano wire ,
tie the rope to your legs ,
put the looped piano wire over your head ,
Super glue your hands to your face ,
jump off the building
the piano wire comes tight , "Snick!! " no head
thenthe rope comes tight "Yoink !!!"

And you are left hanging by your feet , holding your head !!

Quick and sure , different , hell you would probley make the evening news !!!
That's awesome. If I ever do it, I'm stealing your method.
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