Every little bit helps?

[Beestie]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Got any ideas you'd like to share?

If everyone in New York would shut their freakin pie holes for one day the corresponding drop in CO2 levels would result in an average temperature decline equal to the square root of the probability of the Giants winning the Super Bowl.

If everyone in Chicago would leave their refrigerator door open for one day, the resulting temperature dip would cause that big chunk of ice that broke off from that other big chunk of ice to re-attach itself.

And then there's my idea to put Beano in cow feed...