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Old 12-31-2002, 05:16 PM   #7
God
Not half the God I used to be
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Originally posted by sycamore
Bruce, you forgot God. God always has some sort of role, right God?

Sorry, I missed my cue. I was tied up in a labor dispute between the "heavenly guardians, local 1057" and the cast of the Phil Donahue program. The angels want hazard pay for watching over these heathens.

I'd eliminate the heathens coverage but I'm a very forgiving and loving God.

Anyway, yes. I take an active role in most everything. There is a reason for everything, I always tell mortals. Anything that doesnt kill you will make you stronger. So thats why I like to put a little something extra in our mines. Call it divine leathality if you wish.

Despite the rumors otherwise, God isn't an equal opportunity euthanizer.

Last edited by God; 12-31-2002 at 05:20 PM.
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