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Old 01-05-2007, 04:01 AM   #1
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Not true, I just want to present your gift, in person.
Do I have to unwrap it? or wrap it?
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Old 01-05-2007, 07:49 AM   #2
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Do I have to unwrap it? or wrap it?
First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy.
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Old 01-05-2007, 07:58 AM   #3
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...I got this postcard. And it read, it said: Dear Amigo - Dear Partner. Listen, uh - I just want to say thanks. So...thanks. Thanks for all the presents. Thanks for introducing me to the Chief. Thanks for putting on the feedbag. Thanks for going all out. Thanks for showing me your Swiss Army knife. and uh - Thanks for letting me autograph your cast. Hug and kisses. XXXXOOOO. ...
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Old 01-05-2007, 01:38 PM   #4
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Laurie Anderson
Let X=X
not quite.

That should be:

Hugs and kisses XXXX zero zero zero zero ...
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Old 01-05-2007, 02:22 PM   #5
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not quite.

That should be:

Hugs and kisses XXXX zero zero zero zero ...
Just cut and paste from here
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Old 01-06-2007, 11:56 AM   #6
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Just cut and paste from here
Very cute. You think that because you found it on the internet that makes it right?
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Old 01-06-2007, 02:23 PM   #7
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uhuh


Why do I feel so dirty n used?
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Old 01-05-2007, 08:27 AM   #8
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First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy.
Just let out a big whoop of surprised laughter in the middle of the office. Thanks for that!
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Old 01-05-2007, 10:42 PM   #9
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First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy.
what the?

Bruce is....a slut??

All those things he told me where to just get my into my undies?
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Old 01-06-2007, 03:52 AM   #10
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No, no Duckie...don't believe the gossips, wagging their tongues.

I love you, I love only you. I've never loved anyone but you. I will never love anyone but you. It says so right here on my business cards. See, right there...right after, To whom it may concern...
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