Thanks xoBruce

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Not true, I just want to present your gift, in person.

Do I have to unwrap it? or wrap it?

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Do I have to unwrap it? or wrap it?

First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy.

[Spexxvet]

...I got this postcard. And it read, it said: Dear Amigo - Dear Partner. Listen, uh - I just want to say thanks. So...thanks. Thanks for all the presents. Thanks for introducing me to the Chief. Thanks for putting on the feedbag. Thanks for going all out. Thanks for showing me your Swiss Army knife. and uh - Thanks for letting me autograph your cast. Hug and kisses. XXXXOOOO. ...

Laurie Anderson
Let X=X

[wolf]

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Laurie Anderson
Let X=X

not quite.

That should be:

Hugs and kisses XXXX zero zero zero zero ...

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by wolf

not quite.

That should be:

Hugs and kisses XXXX zero zero zero zero ...

Just cut and paste from here

[wolf]

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Just cut and paste from here

Very cute. You think that because you found it on the internet that makes it right?

[DucksNuts]

uhuh


Why do I feel so dirty n used?

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy.

Just let out a big whoop of surprised laughter in the middle of the office. Thanks for that!

[DucksNuts]

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

First you "unwrap" it, then you "wrap" it (safe sex - you know what a slut Bruce is), then you "rap" it - on something hard, 'cause he's a bad boy.

what the?

Bruce is....a slut??

All those things he told me where to just get my into my undies?

[xoxoxoBruce]

No, no Duckie...don't believe the gossips, wagging their tongues.

I love you, I love only you. I've never loved anyone but you. I will never love anyone but you. It says so right here on my business cards. See, right there...right after, To whom it may concern...